indeathswake:

I REALLY HATE when I’m talking about my desire for romantic love and someone says, “well love yourself.” Like shut the fuck up. Self love and romantic love do not replace each other. They do not fill the same void. And just because I wish there was someone in my life that made me feel special, doesn’t mean I don’t think I’M special. Fuck your projections. Regardless of HOW MUCH you love yourself, it doesn’t replace the energy, strength, commitment, and love that can come from another. As a general note, my feelings aren’t up for debate. I just wanted to vent.

unlimitedtrashworks:

latining:

papi-chulo-bucky:

faedreamer:

plotqueen:

the-owl-faced-girl:

I just want to yell so many good things about Britney Spears. Look at this parenting right here; rather than just twist their arms and tell the ‘smile or no McFlurry on the drive home’ she’s checking if her little boys are comfortable with the cameras and attention and if not, no problem baby boy, you go chill. And I have no problem with her staying to get more pictures, especially not when her other adorable kid wants to.  I mean, it’s her job up to a point. And we all know for a fact she probably watched the film with both the little bugs in her lap anyway. 

Considering what she dealt with and went through in front of paps….god, I love her. 

people can say what they want about her supposed meltdown, but frankly, that entire ‘episode’ always made perfect sense to me. she and i are of an age, and no matter how young or old i was, i always understood perfectly why she did it, and thought it was utter bullshit that a court could order what they did, instead of reprimanding the many, many people that felt so entitled to her that they drove her to extremes just to get 5 seconds of peace.

and now seeing this kind of thing? she has just gotten more awesome.

i remember reading how she got herself a tutor so she could help her kids with their homework. not got THEM a tutor, but she got herself one because she wanted to be the one helping them. that’s a+++ parenting right there ok?

This makes me so happy :’)

She got a court order because she was, by her own admission, raising her kids like her mother raised her. The judge sent her to therapy and parenting classes to work out all of the horrible stage-mother bullshit she had to live through. I mean, she thought it was normal to give her kids cough syrup and whiskey so they’d sleep, because it’s what her mother gave her to knock her out when she got rowdy.

I think Britney is a great role model for adult abused children and is living proof that you are not trapped in the cycle of abuse.

The purest 90s kid experience is being so happy for Britney Spears in her new life

poefinn:

The only realistic gay/straight interaction

unclefather:

Cher destroying gender

spiceworld97:

im sorry this is so funny

cutesoftangel:

“I despise my own hypersensitiveness, which requires so much reassurance. It is certainly abnormal to crave so much to be loved and understood.”

— Anaïs Nin
(via down-the-rabbith0le)

beynons:

web-wrecker:

abraham-gray:

badjokesbyjeff:

A poor Irish family lives on a farm and they rely on their single cow for income.

One morning, the father walks outside to find their cow dead.

“There is nothing that could help get us out of poverty now,” says the dad as he shoots himself.

The mom walks outside and sees the dad and the cow on the ground.

“I can’t live without my husband,” she says as she shoots herself with her husband’s gun.

The daughter walks outside and sees her mother, father and cow dead.

“I can’t live any longer without my family,” she says as she jumps into the river and kills herself.

The oldest son, 23 years old, walks outside looking for the family and sees them all dead.

“Is there any way to bring them back,” he yells at the sky.

Poof! A female leprechaun appears.

“I will bring your whole family back to life, even the cow,” she says, “if you can fuck me 5 times in a row. If not I get to kill you.”

The boy fucks her 3 times in a row and he dies.

The middle son, 19 years old, comes out and sees the leprechaun. She gives him the same offer as his brother.

“I will bring your whole family back to life, even the cow,” she says, “if you can fuck me 5 times in a row. If not I get to kill you.”

The son agrees to do it but can only do it 4 times. He dies.

The youngest son, 15 years old, comes out and is given the same offer.

“I will bring your whole family back to life, even the cow,” she says, “if you can fuck me 5 times in a row. If not I get to kill you.”

The son says, “What if I fuck you 10 times in a row?”

The leprechaun thinks. She says, “I will bring back your family and give you my pot of gold.

The son says, “What if I fuck you 20 times in a row?”

She thinks again and says, “I will bring back your family, give you my pot of gold and give you a mansion.”

The son thinks and says, “What if I fuck you 30 times in a row?”

She thinks and says, “I will bring back your family and make you the richest man in Ireland.”

The son says, “Wait, how do I know you will survive it?”

“What do you mean?” says the leprechaun.

“The cow didn’t.”

I’m the leprechaun

this is SO absurd

cimes-et-cieux:

alicemcullen:

edward: if only i could read bella’s mind and unravel its mysteries! does she like mike? tyler? eric? does she like… me? that cannot be true, for she could never see me as someone worthy of love!

meanwhile bella’s mind:

loving the twilight era of enlightenment. it’s about time 

slavery:

I feel unlovable and it breaks my heart daily 

flame:

No matter how much I say I love you, I always love you more than that.